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Barca Fan: What do you think about ronaldo
Madrid Fan: He is the best in the world, Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo...
Barca: Ok, what about Messi.Is Ronaldo better than Messi ?
Madrid: Of course, Messi doesn't do anything, Suarez and Neymar helped him, he sucks.
Barca: But Suarez came to barca last season, and Neymar came the season before that.
Madrid: Before Neymar and Suarez, there were Xavi and Iniesta.
Barca: Oh, My bad. But, if Ronaldo was better than Messi, then why didn't he win trophies for his team, he won only one La Liga in 7 years ?!
Madrid: Because Messi has a better team and everyone helps him, but Ronaldo doesn't he is the only one working, that's why he likes the personal trophies.
Barca: So, Ronaldo plays as a Gk, a defender, a Mid-fielder, and as a Forward ?
Madrid: Of course not ! But can you change the question.
Barca: Ok, who is Better Navas or Bravo ?
Madrid: Of course Navas the spiderman.
Barca: Pique or Ramos ?
Madrid: Ramos of course
Barca: Pepe or Mascerano ?
Madrid: Pepe
Barca: Jordi Alba or Marcelo
Madrid: Marcelo
Barca: Iniesta or Modric
Madrid: Modric
Barca: James or Rakitic
Madrid: James of course
Barca: Luis Enrique or Zidane ?
Madrid: Zidane is way better than Enrique and he is even much better than Pep.
Barca: MSN or BBC
Madrid: BBC of course they are the best in the world.

Barca: But before you said that Messi is surrounded by the best players and they always help him, and Ronaldo doesn't have anyone to help hi, and as you just said, all Real Madrid team is better, so with that logic, Ronaldo gets more support from his teammates than Messi ?!!

Madrid Fan: You don't understand, you're obviously a 2009 kid, and we have 32 La Liga, and 10 UCL, and Milan Final.